I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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