She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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