we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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