Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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