What a fucking waste of an outfit
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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