Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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