im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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