im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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