Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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