He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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