This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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