yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We left the knife in your bed.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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