Cold hands, warm shart.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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