I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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