FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you had me at cake vodka
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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