There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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