you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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