One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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