So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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