At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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