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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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