Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize