Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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