Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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