Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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