i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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