No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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