College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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