I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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