So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize