even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize