After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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