Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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