And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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