I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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