You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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