so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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