i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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