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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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