i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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