Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's blow job season.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
