I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Randomize