You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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