I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
