It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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