I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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