She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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