he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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