gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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