Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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