For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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