Porn is love you can see.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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