We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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