he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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